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one-sided romance starters

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as requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !
Into You
“Just go on one date with me.”
“I’ve been in love with you for so long.”
“Why do you hate me so much?”
“I know you’re not into me, but I’m in love with you.”
“It’s not that obvious…is it?”
“You deserve someone better than him/her/them.”
“I’m not expecting you to feel the same way, but…I really like you.”
“I never thought you’d notice me.” / “He/She/They will never notice me.”
“At this point, I’d accept a pity date.”
“We’ve known each other for so long…I just don’t know how to move on.”
“You just don’t understand the connection I have with him/her/them.”
“He/She/They probably secretly like me back, right?”
“I’m too scared to confess.”
“I always thought we were meant to be together.”
“Even though you didn’t want to…thank you for taking such good care of my heart.”
Not Into You
“Stop asking me out.”
“I don’t know what to say…”
“Look, I really like you…as a friend.”
“You’re really cute, but you know I have a boyfriend/girlfriend/partner.”
“What if I set you up with my friend?”
“I don’t want to lead you on.”
“You’re just saying that you like me to get in my head.”
“I hope you find someone that loves you the way you love me.”
“Fine. You wore me down.”
“I’ve known that you’re into me for a long time.”
“I feel so bad for him/her/them…”
“Things between us are going to be so awkward, and I don’t want that.”
“I wish he/she/they would confess so I could just let him/her/them down gently.”
“I wish he/she/they would just confess already so I could stomp on his/her/their heart and be done with it.”
“I’m sorry, but it’s not happening.”

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supernatural character starters

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as requested by anon. Feel free to make any changes !
demon
“See you in hell.”
“I have a bit of beef with angels.”
“I’m only a little bit of a sadist.”
“Ooh, I can’t wait ‘til your soul is mine.”
“That’s not really how a contract works.”
“Do the right thing and just hail Satan.”
“Hey, kid. [opens trenchcoat] Wanna sell your soul?”
“I don’t know why people hate Satan so much. He’s pretty cool.” / “Oh yeah, Satan is the worst boss. Don’t tell him I said that.”
“Are my horns showing?”
“Hell is hot but so is Miami/L.A./etc.”
demigod
“And you thought you had daddy/mommy/parent issues.”
“This weapon is supposed to be holy.”
“I’m literally half god. How am I supposed to not be cocky?” / “You’re not cocky, but you’re a dick.”
“My family feuds have bigger consequences.”
“I thought that monster was supposed to be dead…”
“The difference between my parents and yours is that if I do something wrong, mine will send down a natural disaster.”
“[petting Hades’ dog] What? His name is Spot.”
“I’m just saying, Hercules/Achilles/etc. was a dumbass.”
“Kinda wish I was atheist sometimes.”
“It’s not MY fault all these monsters want to kill me.”
misc.
“You don’t know what I can do with these powers.”
“What? That? It wasn’t me.”
“I wish I could ‘come out’ as nonhuman but I don’t think that would end well.”
“So apparently I was ‘Chosen’ or something.”
“I’m not like other girls/guys/people. Because I could literally murder you.”
“[scoff] Mortals.”
“I have no idea what I’m doing. Even though I have been alive for a thousand years/have immense powers/read minds/etc.”
“Sometimes I wish I was normal.” / “Don’t be so Hot Topic.”
“Do you mind keeping…all this…a secret?”
“We are real. We just don’t like proving it.”

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CRIME BASED SENTENCE PROMPTS .

              A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF COMMITTED CRIMES PROMPTS, 
                TRIGGERS MAY APPLY; BLOOD, MURDER, ETC.
                  CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .

i. murder.

❛ what have you done? ❜
❛ what did you do? ❜
❛ you’re going to prison for murder. ❜
❛ how do you plan to get away with this one? ❜
❛ i’m not helping you do anything! ❜
❛ i can’t believe we just killed someone. ❜
❛ why did you tell me you did this! ❜
❛ do you really think you can outrun this? ❜
❛ we just committed a murder, don’t tell me to calm down! ❜
❛ i’m not going down for this. ❜
❛ what– is that what it looks like .. please tell me it’s not. ❜
❛ you really did this, didn’t you? ❜
❛ you really think i’m going to help you move a dead body? ❜
❛ you’re telling me you didn’t do this? ❜
❛ i’m going to be sick, oh my– i can’t. ❜
❛ why did you do this? ❜
❛ you can’t get away with murder! ❜
❛ you said we were going to scare him/her/them, not kill him/her/them! ❜

ii. theft.

❛ hey, did you steal that from me? looks familiar. ❜
❛ you want me to help you rob someone? ❜
❛ i am not going to help you rob someone. ❜
❛ i’m pretty sure that’s stealing. ❜
❛ you stole from me! ❜
❛ the only thing i steal is hearts. ❜
❛ give it back! ❜
❛ are we seriously stealing right now? ❜
❛ you have a serious sticky finger problem. ❜
❛ you can’t just go around and steal from people. ❜
❛ why did you take it? ❜
❛ you know you’re going to get caught, right? ❜
❛ you want me steal? why can’t you do it? ❜
❛ i’m not going to steal for you. ❜
❛ you are a thief! ❜
❛ why are you robbing these people? ❜
❛ you tried to steal from me! ❜
❛ i didn’t steal it! ❜

iii. arson.

❛ you didn’t have anything to do with that arson. ❜
❛ arson is a crime. ❜
❛ they’ll know it was an arson. ❜
❛ you didn’t have anything to do with that arson, did you? ❜
❛ you set it on fire! ❜
❛ i can’t believe you want to burn it down. ❜
❛ put the matches down! ❜
❛ why you would you tell me you committed arson? ❜
❛ i didn’t have anything to do with that arson. ❜
❛ i’m not going to help you commit arson. ❜
❛ you didn’t really burn it down, did you? ❜
❛ what if there would have been people inside? ❜
❛ you didn’t think, you just did it? ❜
❛ you can’t just burn the place down. ❜
❛ please don’t do this! ❜
❛ why do you want to burn it for? ❜
❛ you really did it? i didn’t think you’d really do it! ❜
❛ you aren’t being serious, right? they’ll know we did it. ❜

iv. fraud.

❛ you stole my identity? ❜
❛ you stole someone’s identity? ❜
❛ i’m pretty sure that’s fraud. ❜
❛ you can’t just forge a signature. ❜
❛ i’m just going to forge their signature. ❜
❛ you aren’t allowed to sign someone else’s name. ❜
❛ you signed my name for me? ❜
❛ why would you sign my name? ❜
❛ that’s illegal, you can’t sign for anyone’s name. ❜
❛ you’re using someone’s social security. ❜
❛ you stole someone’s social security? ❜
❛ how are you not in jail for fraud? ❜
❛ you do know that’s fraud, right? ❜
❛ it’s not okay to forge my signature without asking me. ❜
❛ you lied about you are! ❜
❛ you gave the police a wrong name? ❜
❛ i didn’t mean to sign your name. ❜
❛ do you think they have finally caught on to you? ❜

v. truancy.

❛ you really need to go to school. ❜
❛ why don’t you want to go to school? ❜
❛ you can’t keep missing school. ❜
❛ we got a truancy letter in the mail today. ❜
❛ you have a court date for missing school! ❜
❛ please, just go to school, before you end up in jail. ❜
❛ you will go jail if you keep missing! ❜
❛ why aren’t you ever at school? ❜
❛ it’s either school or jail. ❜
❛ i’m being convicted of truancy. ❜
❛ they are trying to lock you up for missing school? ❜
❛ why should i go to school? ❜
❛ you want to go to jail? ❜
❛ come on, just a few more years and it’s history. ❜
❛ get to school now! ❜
❛ what does being truant ever mean? ❜
❛ i’m sorry, you’re what, a truant? ❜

vi. vandalism.

❛ pretty sure this is vandalism. ❜
❛ can you even really get into trouble for painting a wall? ❜
❛ it’s just a little graffiti. ❜
❛ you broke someone’s property, that’s okay. ❜
❛ you can’t go onto someones property and break things! ❜
❛ i don’t want to do this anymore! ❜
❛ don’t tell me to calm down! we just got caught on camera! ❜
❛ you took a baseball bat to someone’s home? ❜
❛ i’m not going to ruin someone’s property. ❜
❛ they know it was you. ❜
❛ you spray painted the side of that building? ❜
❛ you want to graffiti with me later? ❜
❛ did you ever get in trouble for vandalism? ❜
❛ i’m not going to vandalize someone’s house. ❜
❛ hurry! someone’s coming! ❜
❛ you know there are camera’s up everywhere? ❜
❛ are you crazy? they have camera’s! ❜

vii. trespassing.

❛ hey, i’m pretty sure this is trespassing. ❜
❛ you want to go over there? ❜
❛ you want to climb the fence and go over there? ❜
❛ what are we doing here anyway. ❜
❛ you’re trespassing! ❜
❛ i am not trespassing and breaking and entering. ❜
❛ that’s breaking and entering! ❜
❛ first, trespassing. now breaking and entering? ❜
❛ i am not going to trespass. ❜
❛ stop right there! what are you doing trespassing onto my property! ❜
❛ you think someone is trespassing? ❜
❛ you are trespassing! ❜
❛ i’m not getting in trouble for trespassing. ❜
❛ i’m not trespassing, i live here. ❜
❛ what are you doing trespassing? ❜
❛ you can’t go around and trespass. ❜
❛ trust me, i’m not going to get caught. ❜

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𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 !

For the tough-hearted who wants incredible angst that could fit either a platonic and/or romantic scenarios. Feel free to change the pronouns / sentence structure according to your preferences! TRIGGER WARNING: Mentions of deaths.

i. leaving / left.

“Wait, you’re leaving…?”
“[Name] just told me. You’re gonna leave?”
“…where are you going?”
“I didn’t wanna believe [Name], but you’re really leaving, huh.”
“I don’t understand why you didn’t tell me sooner.”
“I don’t know what to say, do you want me to wish you good luck or something? ‘Cause I hate this. I hate every part of this.”
“I don’t… I don’t want to let you go.”
“Please don’t go.”
“Why can’t you stay?”
“Is it because of me? Am I not enough?”
“Did I do something wrong?”
“You have to let go of me.”
“No, no, just — just one second longer, please. Let me hug you for one more second—”
“No, don’t tell me it’s okay, it’s not okay, you’re leaving me!”
“…will you be gone long?”
“You won’t come back, will you?”
“There’s the train / plane / taxi. I — I gotta go.”
“You’re really not saying goodbye?”
“All you left me was a letter, saying you’re sorry. You’re pathetic.”
“If you love me, please don’t go.”
“I’m really trying not to put my abandonment issues on you, but I’m fucking scared, okay? I’m scared you’ll leave. And you are.”

ii. dying / died.

“Wait, wait, wait, hold on. Hold on. This can’t be real, can it? You can’t be… You can’t be dying.”
“This is some sick joke, right? You’re not really sick. This is some kind of prank? ‘Cause— cause this isn’t funny, [Name], you can’t—”
“No, no, no, I love you, please — please come back.”
“No, please, no. Don’t fall asleep. No, open your eyes, come on, look at me—”
“I wish we had more time.”
“Every day I come in here knowing that one of these days that damn bed will be empty and every time, I feel like screaming and wishing I could tell the universe to take me instead, but they won’t. It’s you. They’re taking you. So tell me how I’m supposed to live with that?”
“You die, I die.”
“I don’t think I can go home knowing I won’t see you around anymore.”
“You’ll be fine. You’ll be okay. You’re just a little cold. Right?”
“I’m sorry I didn’t do much before. I would’ve taken you everywhere. I would’ve loved you right.”
“I wish you could’ve just broken my heart in the normal way. At least you’d be alive.”
“I’m telling the nurse I’m staying by your side tonight. I don’t care if it’s not allowed, I’ll fight them.”
“We’re running out of time.”
“Anything’s better than this. Than you, gone. What am I supposed to do without you, huh?”
“Listen to me, you are the most important person in my life. I’m sorry you’re going through this.”
“I don’t want you to see me like this…”
“If you must die, die knowing your life was my life’s best part.”
“Maybe in another life.”
“The doctors said I don’t have much time left. I - I’m sorry.”
“I just saw you. You were — you were laughing. You can’t be gone.”

iii. separating / separated.

“So, this is it, huh?”
“…for all it’s worth, I loved you. So much.”
“I’m sorry for what I did.”
“You deserve better. You always have.”
“Tell me this isn’t you breaking up with me.”
“I still remember the first time I saw you…”
“Please don’t cry, please, I—”
“C’mon baby, don’t — don’t make this harder than it is.”
“Don’t cry with me, stupid. I thought this was mutual.”
“I can’t believe you’re breaking my heart like this.”
“We had a good run, didn’t we? We really loved each other, right?”
“IT’S OVER, DO YOU HEAR ME?! WE’RE DONE!”
“If you show your face around me the second time, I will kill you.”
“Who would’ve thought we’d ended up here. Hating each other.”
“We were… we were so in love.”
“It’s not even about the other person, it’s us okay? It’s us. We’re a problem.”
“I don’t wanna hurt you. Not more than this. I’m sorry.”

iv. miscommunication.

“You fucking ignored me. You didn’t even tell me why!”
“So now that you’re in deep shit, you suddenly remember me again? How convenient!”
“Fuck you! FUCK YOU! I NEEDED YOU! AND YOU WEREN’T THERE!”
“I don’t know why we stopped talking. I wish you would just tell me.”
“You won’t even look me in the eyes anymore.”
“Did I really hurt you that bad? I didn’t know.”
“You never said anything! Every time you’re angry or sad, you just kept it in!”
“I never knew what you were thinking.”
“I’m so tired of reaching out only to realise I’m grasping on thin air.”
“Why can’t we just talk like we used to?”
“Things were so easy back then.”
“You’re not the same person I knew.”
“…I still care about you, you know.”
“You just left. I didn’t why. I didn’t know what happened.”
“I wish things were different.”
“You’re giving me the cold shoulder again. How typical.”
“You know what you did wrong? You didn’t believe me.”
“I just wanted you to be there. I just wanted to know that I wasn’t alone. And you failed.”
“Look, can we… can we not talk about this now? Please?”
“I’ve been trying to talk to you, but it’s like I’M TALKING TO A BRICK WALL!”

v. betrayal / betrayed.

“I trusted you.”
“You trust me? Honey, that’s your fault.”
“You’re looking at me like I’m your biggest mistake. I already know I am.”
“You fucking manipulated me. You made me believe you.”
“So all those times we spent together? That was, what, for show?”
“I thought… I thought we were friends.”
“I thought we had something special.”
“You were like a brother to me!”
“I never really had anybody before. But then you came. I shouldn’t have known even you would screw me over.”
“SCREW YOU! DON’T EVER SHOW YOUR FACE TO ME AGAIN!”
“You’re not even moving. You’re THAT shocked that I did this to you? You must’ve really trusted me.”
“I — I didn’t want to. But I had to.”
“It wasn’t easy, you know? I… I really liked you.”
“Oh, stop playing victim. You had this coming.”
“You’ve always treated me like shit! And now you’re surprised I would do this to you?!”
“It wasn’t all fake, what we had. You were just not my endgame.”
“I can’t believe I shared my food with you. Turned out, you’re just a scheming scumbag, like the rest of them!”
“It’s my fault. I put my faith in you. They warned me not to.”
“Believe you? Yeah. The last time I did went SO well.”
“I’d rather walk into an ongoing traffic than to trust you again.”
“I let you into my life and you did this…? I should’ve known.”
“Please tell me this isn’t true. You wouldn’t do this to me, would you? Would you?”

vi. misc scenarios.

[Text] I hate you.
[Text] I keep calling you hoping you’d pick up. Or text you, hoping you’d reply. But I know you won’t.
[Text] I’ve still got your stuff. What should I do about it?
[Text] I wish I could say I hate you, but we both know I’m lying.
[Text] I don’t wanna fight, I wanna see you.
[Text] I know we’re not talking, but I miss you.
[Text] Dumbass. I’ve always loved you. Leaving you was the hardest thing I ever did.
[Text] I wish it didn’t end the way it did.
[Text] I’ll always have your back. Even after everything, okay? Always.

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WEAPON BASED SENTENCE PROMPTS .

              A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF USE OF WEAPONS PROMPTS, 
                TRIGGERS MAY APPLY; BLOOD, WEAPONRY, ETC.
                  CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .

i. knives.

❛ is that a knife behind your back? ❜
❛ how many knives do you own? ❜
❛ i’m not interested in seeing your knife collection. ❜
❛ do you ever not want to stab someone? ❜
❛ you stabbed me! ❜
❛ it’s the biggest knife i found in the kitchen. ❜
❛ don’t stab me! ❜
❛ why do you have so many knives? ❜
❛ i’ve got a knife collection. ❜
❛ my knife is bigger than yours. ❜
❛ why are you holding a knife– a bloody knife .. ❜
❛ does that knife have blood on it? ❜
❛ why would you give me your knife? ❜
❛ that’s a pretty cool knife, where’d you get it? ❜
❛ you went a little stab crazy. ❜
❛ did you hear about that stabbing? ❜
❛ you tried to stab me! ❜
❛ you threatened to stab me! ❜

ii. guns.

❛ hey, that’s not a toy, put it down. ❜
❛ where did you get all these guns? ❜
❛ i don’t know how to use one of these things. ❜
❛ i’m not sure if having a gun is a good idea. ❜
❛ don’t point that thing at me! ❜
❛ you point that thing at me you better pull the trigger. ❜
❛ don’t shoot! ❜
❛ what’s the gun for? ❜
❛ you with a gun is a dangerous thing. ❜
❛ maybe you can teach me to shoot. ❜
❛ can you teach me how to shoot? ❜
❛ is the safety on that thing? ❜
❛ who shot you? ❜
❛ watch where you point that thing. ❜
❛ you almost shot me! ❜
❛ did you hear about that shooting? ❜
❛ you've been shot! ❜
❛ you shot someone! ❜

iii. swords.

❛ you really don’t want to dual me. ❜
❛ you’re pretty good with a sword. ❜
❛ you’re the best swordsman/woman i know. ❜
❛ why is there a sword on your wall? ❜
❛ where’s my sword! ❜
❛ i thought you had the sword. ❜
❛ put the sword down! ❜
❛ dare to dual? ❜
❛ this is the last sword fight you’ll ever have. ❜
❛ i’m in need of a sword. ❜
❛ can you teach me how to use a sword? ❜
❛ is this how you hold it? ❜
❛ you use my own sword against me? ❜
❛ that isn’t how to hold it right. ❜
❛ give me your sword! ❜
❛ you really want a sword? ❜
❛ what are you doing with a sword? ❜
❛ where’d you learn to use a sword? ❜

iv. axes.

❛ why do you always carry around an ax? ❜
❛ what’s with the ax? ❜
❛ i’ve got an ax and i’m not afraid to use it. ❜
❛ i thought axes were for chopping wood. ❜
❛ this ax here, it chops more than wood. ❜
❛ i need to use the ax for something. ❜
❛ where the hell is my ax? ❜
❛ what are you doing with that ax? ❜
❛ the ax is missing. ❜
❛ guess i’ll need a new ax. ❜
❛ who keeps an ax in the city? ❜
❛ does that ax have blood on it? ❜
❛ what’s with the ax? ❜
❛ please help me! someone is chasing me with an ax. ❜
❛ drop the ax! ❜
❛ are you going to hurt someone with that ax? ❜
❛ funny thing, ax is gone. just vanished. ❜
❛ did you take my ax? ❜

v. whips.

❛ you really are amazing with that whip. ❜
❛ do you even know how to use a whip? ❜
❛ who knew you having a whip as a weapon would be attractive. ❜
❛ pretty quick with that whip there. ❜
❛ careful, he/she/they have a whip! ❜
❛ i only saw the whip, not the person handling it. ❜
❛ put the whip down! ❜
❛ what is that, a whip? ❜
❛ your whip excites me. ❜
❛ i didn’t know you could use a whip. ❜
❛ can you teach me how to use a whip? ❜
❛ how do i use this thing? ❜
❛ you use my own whip against me? ❜
❛ i’ve come to retrieve my whip. ❜
❛ give me your whip! ❜
❛ you have my whip? ❜
❛ what are you doing with a whip? ❜

vi. bows.

❛ you are pretty good with that bow and arrow. ❜
❛ you know how to use a bow and arrow? ❜
❛ they took my bow, i’m going to get it back. ❜
❛ i didn’t know you could use a bow and arrow. ❜
❛ careful, he/she/they have a bow and arrow! ❜
❛ you almost shot me with an arrow! ❜
❛ you shot me in the butt with an arrow! ❜
❛ where’s my bow? ❜
❛ just know, i never miss. ❜
❛ i can teach you how to use it, if you want. ❜
❛ how do you even put the arrow in this thing? ❜
❛ what’s with the bow and arrow? ❜
❛ you use my own bow against me? ❜
❛ i’ve come to bow back. ❜
❛ give me your bow and arrow! quickly! ❜
❛ you have my bow? ❜
❛ what are you doing with my bow? ❜

vii. improvised.

❛ hey, watch where you’re swinging that bat. ❜
❛ will stop throwing your hairsprays and perfumes at me? ❜
❛ practicing for baseball or something else? ❜
❛ this isn’t just any nail filer, it’s got a mean blade within. ❜
❛ you through a blender at me! ❜
❛ i will spray in the eyes with my perfume if come any closer. ❜
❛ i can nearly slit your throat with my finger nail! ❜
❛ what are you going to do with that brush, give me a make over? ❜
❛ i wouldn’t apply that lipstick if i were you, it’s not really lipstick. ❜
❛ run! she/he/they has a bat! ❜
❛ you couldn’t have grabbed something better than that? ❜
❛ you sprayed me in the eye with pepper spray! ❜
❛ anything can be turned into a weapon. ❜
❛ i don’t just wear my stiletto’s, they are more handy than you think. ❜
❛ is that a pencil with a blade? ❜
❛ you knocked me out with a can of soup. ❜
❛ trust me, i can use anything to my defense. ❜

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